Beautiful moments like these make me feel I should hire someone to take photos of us.If you ever break my heart, I swear I will break all your bones.My day – no, my life, is incomplete without you.Lilies are white, while brinjals are purple.You are the second living thing to love me so completely the first were mosquitoes, not even my mommy. I am so happy to be the “one” of your life.You are a lucky man! Happy Valentine’s Day. Among all, you chose to be with me, even though I am batshit ugly. In this world, there are billions of people.So that we can talk throughout the night. For every hour I spend away from you, my boo, I want to complement it with two hours.Excuse me, I am not talking to you! I am talking to my BMW! Bye, I am going to spend my day with my Valentine. You are my one true love, the love of my life, my one true hubby.Let’s go to the bedroom and lose some weight.Roses are red, and baby, so are you, when you blush, I feel sooo good.Your farts are your cutest feature, except for the days we eat radishes.Bah – never mind! Happy Valentine’s to you. However, the best part about it is we will get wrinkly and old together. You have become my legs, and my every single thing. However, I can’t even walk without you with me in this race. People say life is a race, but run at your own pace.Because, you are my only temptation – in every way. Happy Valentine’s Day my bae! I have resisted most nice things in my life, but it does seem you are irresistible.You are my sun that lights up my life, but also gives me sunburns sometimes.Happy Valentine’s day, my frog, I turned you into a prince. From the moment I set eyes on you, I knew I was going to do this. I sometimes even forget my name when I am with you. You didn’t steal my heart, you just hacked into my brain.My love for you actually opened my eyes to all your faults – and yet, I still love you! Happy Valentine’s Day, my love. People say love is blind, but to me, no, it is not.You are my sweetest Valentine, I love you like a fat kid loves cake.My love for you is not S or L, it is XXXL! Happy Valentine’s Day! From now till forever, I will always stand by you.
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